jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

amoying:

*blinks rapidly and uses my eyelashes as propellers to fly the fuck away from you*

urbancatfitters:

do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that

So at my school we have this thing where you get blow jobs in the gym during assemblies and I just think that it’s really beautiful.

(Source: sleepingchild)